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This is where love stories get weird, rants get feral, and wholeness is a work in progress. I write about the kind of romance that shouldn’t work but does—prehistoric queer slow burns, chronic pain and spirituality, occasional bird paintings, and the messy, ridiculous ways we try (and fail) to connect.
If you want notifications about dissident thoughts, doomed love, and trying to be a person when everything is on fire, go for it. If not, well, unsubscribe guilt-free. I believe in free will. We’re all adults here. You know what to do.
Also, caffeine. Always caffeine. If you want to fuel the chaos, I won’t stop you.

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I’m Madison Golding, inclusive, curious, and disruptive. I write stories where love blooms in the unexpected. Follow for musings, stories, and satire that’ll make you laugh, think, and maybe blush. Because love isn’t perfect—it’s perfectly absurd.