Absurd Love and Other Disasters

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June 2025

Fingerprints (or, The Art of the Perfectly Timed Drool)
My aunt offered me into fake-medical servitude.
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Late Bloomers, Joy Makers, and the Queer Divine
The Divine Art of Becoming
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Brokeback MAGA: The Resignation of Elon Musk
Elon loved him. Trump used him. Then came the tweets, the ambush, and two breakup letters that should’ve stayed in Drafts.
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Five Tips to Lose Weight for Summer
The Bloomsday of the Beach Body (Now with 30% More Dysmorphia). An Homage to Eimear McBride
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May 2025

Notes on Not Being Fine
"I'm fine" buys us distance. It’s a paper-thin barrier between our raw nerves and everyone else's expectations.
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A Love Letter to Everyone Who’s Overthinking Life Right Now
Yeah, you’re a mess. And It’s Just Right.
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Full Moon Eyes
What Every Eye is Dying to Hear
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The Resignation of Mike Waltz
I wrote this number of weeks ago, waiting for the imminent *ahem* resignation of Mike Waltz. We knew it was only a matter of time. I fully expect some…
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Enough Already
Giving Migraines the Bird
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April 2025

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